Interview with Agaliarept, the henchman
(Subordinate to, Lucifugus)
An interview by Chick Evens and
Ruler of the Tenth Hour of the Night
(Shop in Rank, in the Order of the Demon in Hell)
Note: This interview is being given to Chick Evens, by a third party (THN), who is asking Chick Evens questions to Agaliarept, as this cannot be done in person:
THN: Agaliarept, what is your nationality?
Agaliarept: the sky
THN: What is your patriotic allegiance?
Agaliarept: My loyalties are first and foremost to the Infernal Alliance
TN: What is your age?
Agaliarept – For the most part Eternal, maybe 48+ aspect, hard to tell, shapeshifting and can often be seen as an animal aspect.
THN: What is your full title?
Agaliarept: I am a demon who is a great general of Hell and commander of the second legion, I rule Europe and Asia Minor and I control the past and the future, Tarihimal is my companion, and we are rulers of Elelogap, and they also govern the affairs related to Water.
THN: What are your characters that you would like others to know about you?
Agaliarept: I am intelligent, not like all my followers deeply reckless, I am not open-minded, nor do I care to be, I have no sincerity or sense of justice. I have very little aristocratic attractiveness, nor am I a gallant knight of demons, I am quite the opposite, and I love it; Bright lights cause me pain, I’m a perfectionist and have little use for the other kind. My voice is hoarse, not soft and often not clear, and surely not relaxing. I am compared to a bright and energetic Minister of Hell, a high-ranking, commanding officer, and I like it to be noticed by others.
THN: What kind of powers do you have?
Agaliarept: invasion of dreams, suffocation and production of nightmares. These, of course, are only small. I have Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Flight and Teleportation: also capable of generating fire, inducing illusions; capable of resurrecting corpses, like a zombie, if their souls are destined for hell, and causing unconsciousness with a gesture or a hiss to non-Christians. Extensive knowledge in armed and unarmed combat with unnatural strength, speed, agility, resistance comparable or close to an angelic being, but far from an archangel.
Ability to manipulate both mortals and immortals into deceit, spite, madness, hatred, and pride; also to gain possession of them, for satanic worshipers, to cause people to have unholy sexual preferences and other unholy acts: I cannot present or future, but I can have my Master, Lucifer invests such powers in me for a period of time; I can produce spells for the weakest of minds. My rhetorical, logical, and political invisibility and knowledge of many languages allow me to convene in matters of war.
THN: What is your weakness?
Agaliarept: I bet you would like to know that. Let me put it this way, the very few I have are not worth counting, but since I agreed to this interview, I’m sure the reader will want to know. angels! I’m a demon, not an angel, and I can be killed by them; or a healthy heart toward God, Jesus Christ. Weapons, accidents, all those kinds of things that I believe do not hurt me; bother me, on the contrary. I don’t go into churches of my own free will, nor do I mind looking at crucifixes, but I can; I avoid them, like holy water, it burns. My brothers often like to play the demigod game, and when summoned, they try to play Lucifuge Revocable, duplicating him, I don’t like that game, contrary to my belief, and he is our commander and boss.
THN: What kind of weapons do you use?
Agaliarept: Well, first of all I have them, I use them, but I don’t need them. Let’s clear that up first. I have a can, or sometimes an umbrella, black in color, a silver handle, like my teacher, it blocks bright light from me and I can trip some people when I see myself. I have a 58 cm hidden blade, a good weapon; it was forged from the fires of Hell, it is burning, and I light fires with it, and burn my hands with it.
THN: What kind of possessions do you have?
Agaliarept: A silver ring with a large red stone inside, bequeathed by Master Focalor, that’s all.
THN: Who are your closest friends?
Agaliarept: There’s no point in using the word friend, I don’t have any, but I do have close affiliations, or better yet, trusted subordinates, who I don’t really trust, like Buer and Gusoyn, and even Botis; they belong to the second Legion of Spirits, which I command. They help me find out and discover the secrets of all the courts in the world.
THN: If you wanted to conjure a demon, how would you do it?
Agaliarept: First of all, it’s not wise to play in areas that you’re not willing to give your soul to. But on the other hand, for the curious minded person, as I know Chick Evens to be, you might want to check out the “Book of Solomon’s Key” (Sepher Maphteah Shelomoh).
THN: Can you give us the ranks of the underworld?
Agaliarept: The three superior spirits: Lucifer, Emperor, Beelzebub Prince Astaroth Grand Duke. After that, there are six nether spirits: Lucifuge Rofocale, Prime Minister, Satanachia, Commander-in-Chief, Agaliarept (me), Another Commander, Fleurety, Lieutenant General Sargatanas, Major Brigadier Nebiros, Field Marshal, and Inspector General.
THN: Do demons lie?
Agaliarept: That’s like asking, “Do humans breathe?” Of course we lie, it is part of our nature, we are good at it, professionals, we practice it every day and we even evaluate ourselves.
THN: Can you give me the names of some demons in your head that work in the world today?
Agaliarept: of course I can, but I’m not sure what for, it’s not going to do you any good to know, but hey, I never should have gotten into this review, but you’ll see how I keep my word, make sure, when you write this, you make me get along. Anyway, I’ll give you some of the ‘AB&C’ devil; otherwise, this interview will take the whole week:
AGLASIA; it can transport anything around the world.
BARTZABEL: Cabalistic demon of Mars. It has the power to cause storms.
Bartzabel has black wings. He is bald with a small ponytail of black hair and is a bit chubby.
BECHARD: has power over winds and storms, lightning, rain, hail.
BRULEFER: He makes one loved.
BUCON: It has the power to incite hatred and jealousy between the sexes.
CARNIVEAN: He was a Prince of the Order of Powers. He bestows confidence, boldness, and strength.
DIAMOND: He was a Prince of the Order of Powers. He gives one control over emotions and bestows strength.
CLAUNECK: has power over property, money and finances. You can discover hidden treasures and bestow great wealth.
CLISTHERET: You can turn day into night and night into day. She is under the power of the duke “Syrach”. She has a green complexion and a large bulbous head like Lucifuge Rofocal and Valefor. She is friendly. -High Priestess Maxine
ELELOGAP: Elelogap is ruled by Agaliarept and Tarihimal. He has power over the element of Water.
THN: Agaliarept, Mr. Chick Evens, thanks for the interview, is there anything you want to add?
Agaliarept: I operate the secret police down here, and let me warn you that there are a number of so-called pantheonic gods who have rebelled against oblivion, and in many cases have assumed the names and aspects of a variety of us. demons; So be careful who you’re calling, you might not get what you’re looking for, too, a word to the wise, beware the rooster headed demons with huge bellies and knotted tails, they are ruthless.
Written for the good of posterity, 26-2-2009
